achievement-hvnter:

goddammit michael

conjuring-tea:

When people say "Just stop being depressed".

"

His pointer finger circled my puckered love cave. ‘Are you ready for this?’ he mewled, smirking at me like a mother hamster about to eat her three-legged young.

50 Shades of Grey

Next time you feel bad about your work, remember this shit got published

(via assguardingloki)

(Source: kaley)

officiallindsayjones:

Ah you’re watching achievement hunter? I love them. The way they just [clenches fist] suck at those fricking games

mrrandomneseianese:

Guys can we talk about how great reversed gifs are

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like we have the vacuums

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we have the dirty stuff

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we have the fixers

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we have the ceptioners

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and we have my favorite 

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like these are the greatest things in the world

Parents: be yourself
Me: -is self-
Parents: wait no

itsdarkasdicks:

Body goals = Meg Turney

but more importantly 

Confidence goals = Meg Turney

lucifeur:

upabovetheclouds:

Two more months and it’s 2015 what the fuck

I swear it was 2012 and we were all freaking out about the world ending like three months ago

(Source: killuar)

me: [clicks on customize]
me: [opens 18 tabs]
me: [puts on hard-hat]
me: time to change my theme.